Here's some Jacko for ya!

How can you try Michael Jackson by a jury of his peers? What peers does this freak actually have? You'd have to enlist a cabal of the weirdest loonies from the planet Zork. The fact is, the only people weird enough to be his peers are his friends, most of whom are being called as character witnesses. It's impossible for someone like him to get a fair trial on this planet, so his defense should petition for a change of venue to say, Jupiter.