Saturday, March 05, 2005
Chimps Chew Off Man's Face
Only thing I have to say about this... A chimp is an ape, not a monkey, because it doesn't have a tail. Does this make me smarter than the AP?
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Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. -George Washington, Farewell Address, September 19, 1796
2 comments:
Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got face in my tummy! Is this chimp's name Hannibal? If you'd buy him some Purina Chimp Chow maybe he wouldn't eat your face!
That's only because Pruina Chimp Chow contains 5% human face.
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