Prison would prove tough if Jackson convicted

Gee, do ya think? And the award for the year's most obvious news headline goes to Reuters for this speculative piece. I know exactly what will happen to Michael Jackson if he goes to prison. They won't put him in the general population, which is what he deserves. If they do, he won't last five minutes. Let's just say he'll have a whole new reason to grab his crotch and scream, "Hoooooooooo!"