Chauncy Biggins Goes Under Cover

After having such fun arguing with idiots in the yahoo message boards, Chauncy Biggins decided to take a cue from Communists for Kerry and pose as a communist, with hilarious results!
The following is an exerpt from a yahoo message board pertaining to the starvation of the people of North Korea, which is of course, America's fault. You can read the news story here. And please read the news story first. It really puts the madness of the left in perspective when you read their posts.

Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: dwbinter 07/26/05 02:27 pm
Msg: 1075 of 1571

It's leading the human race to the extinction with its "dog eat dog world"
principle.

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: jw1967rhsc 07/26/05 02:30 pm
Msg: 1121 of 1578

Hmmm.. so only the strong will survive then? good to know.

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: dwbinter 07/26/05 02:36 pm
Msg: 1193 of 1578

That doesn't include fat americans

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: madmatt7g (24/M/Im on the moon! Just look) 07/26/05 02:40 pm
Msg: 1252 of 1578
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Yes, comrades! Fat americanski! Not like the starving HEROES of communism, scrounging diligently and valiantly for dead rat carcasses! Let those capitalist fools have their food! We have slogans and marches, rallies and fur hats! Let them eat their food, he he!


Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: madmatt7g (24/M/Im on the moon! Just look) 07/26/05 02:38 pm
Msg: 1224 of 1577

Yes, comrade! Capitalism is a failure! All the capitalists ever do is prop up sagging communist economies that can't support themselves! But we communists must be careful to distinguish between the rhetoric we feed the useful idiots and brainwashed masses and the truth: we need these capitalist fatcats in order for communism to survive. How else will we fund our military AND provide for the common welfare, like those evil capitalists do. After all, we can't afford to do it: we're communists! That's why we don't even try! Kim Jong Il threatens to blow the US up, and in turn, they feed a quarter of his population. Now that's what I call chutzpa! The only question is, when the whole world turns to communism, as it should, where will we find capitalists to support us? We'll have to find capitalists on other planets to support us. Yeah, that's the ticket.


Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: effyoumorons 07/26/05 02:35 pm
Msg: 1178 of 1571

Capitalism is indeed FAR from perfect. But it is light years ahead of Communism. In capitalism, some people are poor, but if you work hard you can get ahead of where you were. In communism EVERYONE is poor, and no ammount of hard work will ever pay off, even a little bit. Don't be so fucking stupid in the future.

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: dwbinter 07/26/05 02:41 pm
Msg: 1258 of 1571

Don't be so fucking stupid to believe what the american media tells you. Open your mind and your eyes travel around the world and you'll see the truth.

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: madmatt7g (24/M/Im on the moon! Just look) 07/26/05 02:48 pm
Msg: 1360 of 1571

Yes, don't believe the lies of the american privately funded capitalist media! Believe the lies of the communist state-controlled media, for only there will you find the truth about communism!

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: dwbinter 07/26/05 03:09 pm
Msg: 1512 of 1574

Yeah believe what the privately funded american media has to say about anything that's not convenient to the american interests of world dominance

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: madmatt7g (24/M/Im on the moon! Just look) 07/26/05 03:42 pm
Msg: 1573 of 1575

Yes, comrade! Expose the lies of the capitalists! They seek world domination, while we seek world Liberation! The difference is the word you use to describe it!

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: man_of_reason12345 07/26/05 02:44 pm
Msg: 1316 of 1577
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In Communism everyone is poor, but some (regular people) are more poor than others (communist leaders). If you limit the inflow of information into the country, people will perceive their life as normal and will not complain. So communist leaders will be able to maintain a nice feeling of power and superiority.


Posted as a reply to: Msg 1178 by effyoumorons

Re: Capitalism is the biggest failure
by: madmatt7g (24/M/Im on the moon! Just look) 07/26/05 02:46 pm
Msg: 1334 of 1577
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No, comrade. Don't believe the capitalist lies! I know, it's all that food the fatcats let you eat! It clouds your judgement! Every communist party member knows that the proletarians enjoy long hours of back-breaking labor much more than they enjoy food! Communism is much better than capitalism. All that prosperity is bad for the complection. And all that disposable income makes people worried and frustrated because they don't know what to do with it! So many consumer choices! It can make life very complicated. When your only choice is to wait in line at the local ration station for your share of rice and beans, it can be very liberating. Never again will you have to worry about what to do with all that money! You'll be too focused on scrounging for food in the gutter, like any good communist should!