Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Cult of 7G Salutes the Noble Pig



Here at the Cult of 7G, we don't understand all the fuss over such an adorable, intelligent, and tasty animal. Apparently, certain groups of people find them filthy and actually have a religious objection to eating their delicious flesh. Well I'm here to say that pigs are no filthier than chickens or cows. Both cows and chickens live, eat, and propagate in their own excrement. But when a pig does it, all of a sudden it's filthy! I say it's high time to elevate the noble pig to the status it deserves! It should be revered as a helpful fellow traveller on this earth, that delights us with its curly little tail, its personality, and its flavor! Long live the majestic, domestic swine!

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