Saturday, March 05, 2005

Chimps Chew Off Man's Face

Only thing I have to say about this... A chimp is an ape, not a monkey, because it doesn't have a tail. Does this make me smarter than the AP?

2 comments:

BigDaddyCB said...

Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got face in my tummy! Is this chimp's name Hannibal? If you'd buy him some Purina Chimp Chow maybe he wouldn't eat your face!

Danbo Jones said...

That's only because Pruina Chimp Chow contains 5% human face.