No bull: animal rights group to stage 'running of the nudes'

I always figured PETA would like the running of the bulls. It's a bunch of bulls chasing a bunch of scared humans. I think they should change the event to "Chasing of the PETA activists." We'll strip them down nude and paint them red. Tie weights to their legs. That way, they can FEEL the justice as they are ripped to shreds by angry bovines.