China, Others Criticize U.S. Report on Rights

Okay, so panties on the heads of some prisoners are supposed to be the same as murder, torture, lack of religious freedom and freedom of expression. They say our report is full of lies and propaganda. I say their retort is full of lies and propaganda. Like anybody's going to take China's side in an argument about human rights. It's okay for China to oppress it's people, decide what religion they can practice, and imprison people for speaking against the government. It's okay for Putin to take control of the news media, use the tax code to destroy private industry, and imprison his political oponents. They'd just better not put any panties on any heads, by GAWD! And apparently, Mexicans have a human right to illegally cross our borders. Also, the lazy have a right to government housing. The people have a right to be protected from themselves. Criminals have the right to attack and harrass hapless victims without worrying about them defending themselves. The sick have a right to go on a waiting list for state-controlled healthcare. Fight for your rights, Komrades!