Thursday, March 24, 2005

Jerry Springer Joins Air America

Birds of a Feather...
It seems Air America is drawing all like-minded scumbags into the fold. Jerry Springer is a pimp who exploits humanity to turn a profit. He puts hapless simpletons on the air and lets the audience hurl insults at them, a sad parody of the self-help talk show. We get to watch the very least of us air their grievances and drag out their dirty laundry so we can watch and feel superior. And now, Jerry's in good company. He gets to join the circus side-show known as Air America, the radio station that is the official voice of anti-americanism and immorality. Jerry Springer, while a member of the Cincinnati City Council, bounced a personal check to a prostitute. This must make him look like an elder-statesman to the likes of Al Franken and Janeane Garofalo.

1 comment:

BigDaddyCB said...

Two words for military use of Jerry Springer: Cannon Fodder!