Mount St. Helens defended it's record, according to local and inside sources. Accused of not making more pollution than man, it commented, "What? I sent over 10,000 tons of gas and ash seven miles into the atmosphere. SEVEN MILES! You know how high that is?"
Sources also reported that MSH was very upset about not being recognized for it's accomplishments in the world. Still being one-uped by developing nations in the international press, it had this to say. "Maybe those nations would compair to me if America would do the good thing and nuke 'em. I've done more for the destruction of our air then all you humans put together. Maybe I'll just erupt big time again just to remind you."
This reporter doesn't look forward to it.
Danbo Jones
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